things you are allowed to do on a chinese minibus

posted by lizAndmatt
April 10, 2010

1. chain smoke

2. throw your ashes on the floor

3. transport chickens

4. cut your fingernails

5. hawk up giant lugees and spit them on the floor

6. make your own personal bus stops

7. listen to terrible chinese mp3s on cell phone

8. pick your nose vigorously 

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posted by zheyman
April 10, 2010
zheyman

Definitely NOT flip-flop friendly

posted by mjconlin
April 21, 2010
mjconlin

And you didn't even think it was appropriate to talk on your phone on the train from Connecticut...Were the chickens in cages?

posted by lizAndmatt
April 25, 2010
lizAndmatt

the chickens were in boxes with strings. and when the bus lurched forward some lady sat on top of one back accident. i felt bad for the chicken.

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